As I have mentioned, the boys are obsessed with hockey, Tab in particular. This summer we played a lot of "street hockey". It took Benny a while to figure out how to hold the stick properly.
Occasionally Tab would get angry with his dad for pulling stunts like this. He thinks it should be a rule that you can't touch his stick.
Dad, you are just rude. "I know I look small, but I am not your ball, so get off of me."
Paisley was mostly happy just to be outside and play with rocks and perhaps snatch the ball now and again.